Well, you told me to stop using passenger pigeons to send in my copy, and look where it's got us. Fortunately, I've still got my quill around somewhere—I'll ask Chatbot to find it for me.
I get NOTHING like these, Dan! Occasionally we get some mail solicitations from the likes of Trump or DeSantis and I reply to “other amount” with a big fat cat turd from the litter box, squish it in the return envelope and send it back…snicker..
But sweetheart, you’re not getting any emails from any of my friends, starting with Joe Biden! I was rather surprised to see no Democratic friends on your list? You are too polite ! But deleting doesn’t get rid of your friends; they still love you and keep on coming back.
OMG!! On one hand, you have a window into what they're spewing. On the other...omg.
For the record, Democratic emails and texts keep saying that if I don't take a survey, they'll know I support Trump. Thank goodness they've never passed this evidence of loyalty to 45 on to your friends.
From Arthur Yellin:
I wouldn't mind having dinner with my favorite President, but he's been dead a LONG time!
From Robert Zaller:
Well, you told me to stop using passenger pigeons to send in my copy, and look where it's got us. Fortunately, I've still got my quill around somewhere—I'll ask Chatbot to find it for me.
From Ruth Galanter:
You read further than I do.
From T.J. Snyder:
I get NOTHING like these, Dan! Occasionally we get some mail solicitations from the likes of Trump or DeSantis and I reply to “other amount” with a big fat cat turd from the litter box, squish it in the return envelope and send it back…snicker..
From Wenke Thoman Sterns:
But sweetheart, you’re not getting any emails from any of my friends, starting with Joe Biden! I was rather surprised to see no Democratic friends on your list? You are too polite ! But deleting doesn’t get rid of your friends; they still love you and keep on coming back.
From Alan Richman:
Wow! You are a legend in journalism, and apparently a rich one, too.
Dan...you just don't appreciate how lucky you are to have so many "friends".
OMG!! On one hand, you have a window into what they're spewing. On the other...omg.
For the record, Democratic emails and texts keep saying that if I don't take a survey, they'll know I support Trump. Thank goodness they've never passed this evidence of loyalty to 45 on to your friends.