Your idea of making Trump the Pope is perfect. Instead of ruling over a mere 340 million citizens, he’d have a billion souls. Instead of being merely obeyed, he’d be treated with worship. His word would be law. He couldn’t be tried, much less impeached. And he’d rule for life. But yes, he’d have to take Vance with him. That could be the only spoiler.
Aside from the enjoyable satire, after 8 years of attacks, lies, slander, endless lawsuits, two unconstitutional impeachments, Pelosi ripping up the State of the Union, even more lawless Pelosi with her unAmerican J6 Committee, Schiff leading the band of boldfaced liars and he continues to be a liar every time he speaks; the list could go for pages, and everyone knows it could go for pages of the attacks and persecutions, not to mention two assassination attempts, wouldn't you want to bring the full and honest weight of our laws, finally, to those who have broken our laws with impunity for 8 years? And why is Pelosi, the most lawless of all, not in jail?
From reader Eleanor Rubin:
I already knew something of your many talents, but when applied to Trump, your imagination and writing skills know no bounds.
Thanks for always approaching things from an angle we've not yet thought of!
From reader Michael Zuckerman:
At last. An alternative to assassination. Purest genius.
From reader Robert Zaller:
Your idea of making Trump the Pope is perfect. Instead of ruling over a mere 340 million citizens, he’d have a billion souls. Instead of being merely obeyed, he’d be treated with worship. His word would be law. He couldn’t be tried, much less impeached. And he’d rule for life. But yes, he’d have to take Vance with him. That could be the only spoiler.
From reader Derek Davis:
You should team up with John Oliver: “Dan and John Get It On.”
That really hurt to read and must have been really painful to write.
My sides are still in pain.
Thank you for the laugh. I really needed it!!
Genius!
Donald Trump, unhung zero.
Reads like Babylon Bee; well done. Great fun.
Aside from the enjoyable satire, after 8 years of attacks, lies, slander, endless lawsuits, two unconstitutional impeachments, Pelosi ripping up the State of the Union, even more lawless Pelosi with her unAmerican J6 Committee, Schiff leading the band of boldfaced liars and he continues to be a liar every time he speaks; the list could go for pages, and everyone knows it could go for pages of the attacks and persecutions, not to mention two assassination attempts, wouldn't you want to bring the full and honest weight of our laws, finally, to those who have broken our laws with impunity for 8 years? And why is Pelosi, the most lawless of all, not in jail?
Stop beating around the bush and answer forthrightly: Do you like Nancy Pelosi or don't you?
Great satire. Almost as good as Dan's.
Funny about the Pope.